So. You've spent the last 30 minutes goggling my pictures,
and now you're convinced you want to come and serve me.
Well, why don't I give you a few pieces of advice before you
rush to the phone with your erection in hand.
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Read my website. No.. really. Read it. My number one pet peeve when answering the phone or my email is having to repeat myself when I've already taken the pains to write it out here. So read and absorb like a sponge.
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Don't assume that you're special, because you're not. I don't care what your income level is, your occupation, your umpteen years of experience, or which famous Mistress' boots you spent the last 12 years licking. When you come to me, your worth is in how well you can please me, entertain me, and serve me.
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Remember your manners. Slaves with great manners soar to the top of my list. Be humble, gracious, and thankful, and you'll get much farther.
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Do some research. Read some books on BDSM, look at a few informational websites (note, informational, not pornographic). Get an idea of what fetishes and interests appeal to you, and bring your own ideas to the table. Don't rely on me to be the fount of all creativity.
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Learn MY likes and dislikes. There's, coincidentally, a whole section about them! If you want something I don't like to do, then tough!
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Respect my time. Don't expect me to jump because you want a session or you want to talk to me on the phone. I also attend college, run a business, manage websites, and attempt to have a life outside of letting boys bask in my presence. Be patient and you'll get your turn.
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No, I won't date you. Unless you're a gorgeous bisexual biological woman, in which case I'll think about it.
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You want on my good side? Bring me gifts. There is nothing that puts me in a good mood straight away than a gift from a sweet slave. It doesn't need to be expensive, fancy, or complicated. Look at my gifts and wishes area for ideas.
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DO show some effort. The harder it looks like you're trying to be pleasing, the more inclined I will be to seeing that your needs are met.
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DO remember that I am human. I get sick, I have bad days, I sometimes just don't feel like being your fantasy fodder. I am a real, lifestyle Dominant woman. I may look like I fell off the pages of your favorite magazine, but I didn't.
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Don't make assumptions about my personal life. It doesn't concern you, and your speculations are worthless. I do what I want, when I want, how I want. Period.
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Don't try to irritate me or upset me as a way to get attention. You'll only end up being ignored. I don't like boys who try to top from the bottom, and the last thing you really want to do is anger me.
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Loosen up and have fun. When you show me enthusiasm and enjoyment, it is infectious. I am not the Marquis de Sade-- I really DO this day in and day out, and I love what I do. Show me that you love that too.
As a side note.. I *really* don't care about which pictures you've been masturbating to. The only reason I even ask about your masturbatory habits is to make sure I don't need to correct them!
Live by these basic tenants, and we'll get along famously.
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